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Cattle in Pasture

Artist's submissions

Share your cow farm animals gags  here

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Thanks for sharing Lisa!
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90's humor ... (my stab at being "funny").

Animal Incarnation

Time to Go!

Wait!
Please!!!
I don't want to go
back as beef!!!

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Please God!!!
Don't make me 
come back as "BEEF"!!!
 

Don't worry
Your'e NOT coming
back as "BEEF"

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RAT'S!

Calling all Artist's!
We would love to submit your funny farm animal jokes

Cow Fantasy

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"People Tipping"

Free Range Cow
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Sob!!!

I thought I was the only one, but then I found out he was only in it for the money!!! soooobbb!!!...

STUD

fee's

Mama, I
wanna be president!
Sweetie, you can't be president, you are a chicken! You have a chicken brain and a chicken mentality! Chickens don't run countries.
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Why not?
That's not
stopping anybody
else!
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Girl Elephant's "Night Out"
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Thank you for the yummy dinner daddy...say...what's that behind your back?

Submitted by my roommate Laurie
Thanks for the inspiration, Girl!!!

(The fatted calves last supper)

.Why people eat their pets.

TBD on blog paged : )

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Cow
"Honey-MOO'n"

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Thanks Mike : )
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I was born....
What did they give ya?
Death...
That's terrible!
What did ya do?
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Hi Ladies,
Wanna ride?
(wink wink)
Trust me; Cow or not!
Big car, small dick!
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"Beef" photo "shoot"
...literally!

Now look over here and say, "bye" to the birdie".
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