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Addiction 101

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Addiction 101

Warning, for those of you who are offended by “potty words”, don’t read this blog!


So, here it is.

God! “WTF”?!!! (which means what the fuck!)

Minding my own business, I was driving down the street after work last week  and whilst driving, I reached down, like I always do and ..there it wasn’t! ~music~ Duh duh duhhhh…I went to pick up my traveler, and what did ya supposed f%$King happened? That's right! No sippy cup!!! F%$K! Double F%$K!!! Mothah F%$K!!! F%$K! F%$K! F%$K!

Son of a bitch!! Not only did I forget my sippy cup, I came to the realization that I picked up another bad habit; Cussing like a sailor! Ugh! I realized that when I put the alcohol down, I picked up the diet soda and a bad attitude! (go figure). Diet cola chocked full of caffeine and some other addictive substance that they ain’t telling people about. (I’m guessing). It could be the fact that I had substituted one addiction for another, and another. WTF?!

I was out of diet code and mortified cuz I didn’t have a backup diet coke, and because of not having my addiction nursed, I was cursing like a fucking sailor! (no offense sailors, but ya all do swear a lot) What is an addiction? Yeah, I know, look it up in Google and or Wikipedia and there ya go! The true definition as we perceive it. As a recovering alcoholic, (or so they say), I wonder if there is a difference between having an addiction, or is it having an obsession? or just plain having a really bad habit to kick? I am really confused here. Someone set me straight! What the fuck is it when people in recovery look and think about their addictions, on a constant. I think about my addictions, yes, I have a few; Alcohol, nail biting, caffeine, swearing, the list goes on, but I wonder if I will ever recover from any if not all. It would be nice,  become a normal human being, (according to society standards), not have to think about my “ism’s” I posess. Probably not, but I bet my shrink will throw in her two cents and tell me how to think and make a pretty good living doing it. That’s my story, I’m sticking to it!


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